obligatory spoilers warning: will probably contain some. but to be honest if you haven't watched game of thrones season 1-3 yet then what is wrong with you get out from under your rock and be a normal person and watch it
- 11:00 (3 hours to go) i am currently sat in my room watching a film on sky atlantic live stream with robert downey jnr in it. i had to faff my housemate into adding me to his sky go account so that i could watch game of thrones online on my laptop because our tv has stopped working because someone has yanked the cable out at the back. so stood in his room hyperventilating when i saw robert downey jnrs face on my laptop. i quote: "im so excited i dont know what to do. i honestly dont know what to do right now. i feel like im floating". im about to go to the shop and buy lots of chocolate and a bottle of peroni. i honestly dont feel like i exist at the moment. i keep pinching myself. i dont feel like i am actual flesh and blood. this feels like a dream. i am on the verge of tears.
- 11:25 (2 hours and 35 minutes to go) back from the shop with chocolate and beer. the fact that i went out in shepherds bush at this time of night to get goodies is a testament to my dedication to game of thrones because most of the people out in the bush after eleven look like they wouldn't think twice about kidnapping you and selling you in a market.
- 11:34 (2 hours and 26 minutes to go) bobbing up and down in bed drinking peroni, eating a rice krispy square and listening to 'let it go' from frozen to get rid of some of the nervous tension.
- i'm at one with the wind and sky.
- 11:37 (2 hours of 23 minutes to go) HERE I STAND. IN THE LIGHT OF DAYYYYYYYYY.
- 11:43 (2 hours and 17 minutes to go) i just listened to the game of thrones themetune on youtube and i shit you not i got a little tear in my eye
- 12:07 (1 hour and 53 minutes to go) "ICE ZOMBIES"
- 12:10 (1 HOUR AND 50 MINUTES TO GO) "TO ALL MY BOOK BROS, L+R=J"
- 12:32 MY LAPTOP STOPPED WORKING
- CHARLIE AND LD LET ME BORROW CHARLIES LAPTOP ITS OK
- nervous breakdown was imminent but now it's ok
- CHARLES DANCE JUST DID THE VOICEY THING FOR 'NEXT ON SKY ATLANTIC' I AM DYING I AM SO HAPPY I MIGHT BURST
- LITERALLY BUZZING UP AND DOWN IN MY BED I MIGHT EXPLODE
- GO AWAY ADVERTS I DONT CARE ALL I WANT IS GAME OF THRONES. WHEN THE THEMETUNE COMES ON IM GOING TO COLLAPSE
- I JUST SQUAWKED.
- GENUINELY SQUAWKED
- LIKE A BIRD
- AM I ALIVE
- CHARLES DANCE IS BURNING THINGS AND BEING COOL
- CREDITS
- OPENING FUCKING CREDITS
- DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN
- JAIME
- BLOODY
- LANNISTER
- THE LANNISTERS ARE THE COOLEST IM SORRY BUT THEY ARE
- wait a second podrick payne when you did you get so hot
- podrick pulled a neville
- RED VIPER
- STABBY STABBY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLOOD AND BOOBS
- BITCHY DRAGONS
- BALD CANNIBALS WITH SCARS ROASTING AN ARM
- JON SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
- I WANT TO TOUCH JONS HAIR
- RJE98T95T9R34RJEKOGRIJITARY3849449 ARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
